SQL Dumbass

Fighting dumbasses, one query at a time…

BizTalk was Built by a Dumbass

We were told by some BizTalk experts that one way to tune the system was to use filegroups. However, the nature of BizTalk implementations vary so much that they cannot recommend an optimal filegroup distribution. But we should go ahead and create them anyway.

WTF?

This on top of the fact that they demand to do their own backups but neglect to clean up the files as they go. Seriously, someone should lose their job over this crap. This sounds like “go ahead and start coding and I’ll go get the requirements”.

Oh, but they did tell us some useful stuff. Like to put the data and logs on different drives. Thanks guys, way to step back in time. What’s next, head to a nightclub in parachute pants?