Comments on: Turbo Button http://sqldumbass.com/2008/01/turbo-button/ Fighting dumbasses, one query at a time... Tue, 31 May 2011 14:39:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Chameau http://sqldumbass.com/2008/01/turbo-button/comment-page-1/#comment-1260 Chameau Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:28:21 +0000 http://sqldumbass.com/?p=17#comment-1260 Hilarious. I think you could swap out DBA with programmer, manager, CEO...the possibilities are endless.<BR><BR>I think you need to add in additional columns for things like "willing to work each and every night and weekend".<BR><BR> Hilarious. I think you could swap out DBA with programmer, manager, CEO…the possibilities are endless.

I think you need to add in additional columns for things like “willing to work each and every night and weekend”.

]]> By: Lens Ton http://sqldumbass.com/2008/01/turbo-button/comment-page-1/#comment-1258 Lens Ton Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:33:45 +0000 http://sqldumbass.com/?p=17#comment-1258 Yeah we get this kind of crap from our DBA's all the time. optimising a query required specialist knowledge that programmers just do not come across, or get trained in. We positively avoid the DBA at our place, he's just an ogre that STOPS anything happening, so there are all sorts of ways to bypass him in the chain of things, The boss knows this and insists on having the sa passwords, which he gives to developers at his discretion because he knows there will be no help from the DBA Yeah we get this kind of crap from our DBA’s all the time. optimising a query required specialist knowledge that programmers just do not come across, or get trained in. We positively avoid the DBA at our place, he’s just an ogre that STOPS anything happening, so there are all sorts of ways to bypass him in the chain of things, The boss knows this and insists on having the sa passwords, which he gives to developers at his discretion because he knows there will be no help from the DBA

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